Ashley Marina – Singer – Ashley is a 12 year old singer from Pittsburgh and a student at the Lincoln Park Performing Arts charter school, where she recently completed 7th grade. She takes dance classes at the Abby Lee Dance Company. Ha. Sofia pipes up that her husband is from Pittsburgh. ME TOO! She sings "Anyway" by Martina McBride. Simon stops her. He wants a second song, noting the backing track was overbearing. He wants her to sing a capella. He stops her again and says "You brought the wrong songs today." The audience boos him. He suggests she learn "a guy's song" and come back in the afternoon. This feels like a set up. Sending a singer away to learn a new song is classic Simon schtick. He's done it over and over again on both X Factor and Got Talent.
Spyros Bros – Diabolo duo – Brothers perform tricks with a Diabolo, which is like a giant yo yo. The two grew up in Queens, but live in the Philippines where they attend school and perform. The act begins with only one brother, named Marcos. He's an AGT stan and can rattle off all the winners in a row. AGT is pretending there's only one brother, to spring a surprise. He starts off with some really boring diabolo tricks. A few more seconds of that, and BZZZT. But then his brother appears in the audience behind the judges and they play catch with the Diabolo. They toss it high, high in the air. It's spectacular They get close enough to the judges to kill them. That empty space where Heidi sits comes in handy as they toss the diabalo between them. Impressive! After, Marcos is in tears, explaining that he had learning disabilities as a kid.. AGT inspired him. The 2nd brother, Marc, is younger. Yes, their names are very similar. Howie calls them incredibly entertaining. Sofia loved their energy. 3 yeses
ASHLEY IS BACK – She struggles to pick an age appropriate song. They're running out of time! But apparently, she's settled on something, because she's back on stage. She decides to sing an original song about her dad. This is a total set up. C'mon. Ashley has written 10 original song, according to her bio. She's sung this "Hero" song on television before. It's a decent effort for a young girl. But of course, she wins over the audience and judges. FISHY. Howie shares that he walked two of his daughters down the aisle. He's verklempt. Sofia loves "the new you you're showing us now." Simon says, "I think we've finally met Ashley." Dad comes out on stage to meet everyone. OH YEAH FATHER'S DAY IS SUNDAY. – 4 yeses
Brett Loudermilk – Sword Swallower – Brett, originally from North Carolina but now living in New York, has appeared on Penn & Teller's Fool Us. His grandfather was a Pentecostal minister. He handled snakes! Rightly, Brett considers his grandfather to be to an entertainer. As he talks, Brett cradles a violin case. But surprise! It doesn't hold a violin. It holds swords. "I'm a sword swallower, if you haven't already figured that out," as quips as he points to his colorful outfit. Happy Pride! Heh. He chooses Sofia to help. I usually hate sword swallowers. Gross. I can't even watch. But Brett not only can swallow (heh) but he's HILARIOUS at the same time. He's a funny sword swallower, which is something new. He and Sofia do a whole routine, where he swallows a sword, and she can't bring herself to pull it out. "Just pull it out!" he shouts. She finally does it! But first a commercial break before finding out whether Sofia killed him or not. Welp. HE'S ALIVE! Oh. He's got a wavy sword. Next, Brett will swallow THREE SWORDS and each of the judges will pull one out. Howie calls him an entertainer. Sofia calls it super fun. Apparently, Brett did that trick for the first time on the AGT stage. 3 yeses
Next week, Eric Stonestreet sits in for Heidi Klum.
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